Ladies and Gentleman, I am pleased to introduce volume one of Corkman Profiles.
While not the first corkman I made, this handsome fellow was the very first to graduate from Corkperson finishing school.
Introducing Nunzio (now under the care of Bob G. and family)
Name: Nunzio
Born: Jersey City, NJ
Age: 38
Profession: Owner and Proprietor of a burgeoning pizza shop in central NJ.
Likes: White v-neck tees (“hanes are da good ones, don’t give me no fruitadaloom”), Camaros (“yes, I know what IROC stands for..”), Pizza (“Ya can’t get a decent slice south a Princeton”), Speedos (“not just fa da beach”), Traveling (“I got a cousin in Yonkers”), Prentending he’s in the Mafia (“dis suit cost tree grand” “put dat money in an envelope”) .
Disikes: Italian Restaurants (“I got my ma…”), Jersey Shore (“People don’t act like dat in Seaside”), Pizza Hut (“I’ll show yas big Italy”) “Phonies”, Jerks.
Favorite Movie: Anything by Scorsese, except Kundun (“I didn’t get it”)
Favorite Music: Bruce (“He’s half Italian, ya know.”)
Favorite Quote: “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” Yogi Berra
